Mother Hipster

i dare you.Archive

almondmilkpapi:

white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face

me: bitch what u say to me

(via beyoncevevo)

Anonymous asked - "how do you give a bj"

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

goodfrickinbye:

it was a pretty morning