Mother Hipster

i dare you.Archive

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: amlour, via fake-mermaid)

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

(via pizza)

how society reacts to your grades

bad at the arts: you're not less intelligent, you just have a technical mind

bad at math/science: you must be stupid

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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